Who Is The Drama Queen?

Him: "It looks like the kid got knocked in the side of her mouth, and her teeth are all dead, they're all black. Do you know what happened?"

Me: "What?! What in the world are you talking about? If you really thought this, why wouldn't you have had me check her mouth tonight before putting her to bed? She hasn't gotten hurt at all, as far as I know."

Then idiot and older kid leave to talk to a neighbor, and I sneak into room to check kid's mouth. I braced myself for a bad sight, and what did I find? Perfectly normal teeth, a little grayish from normal tooth staining. Absolutely nothing to be concerned about. Nothing even worth noting.

My idiot is all about the drama. He loves to state everything in absolute terms - 'always' and 'never' are his favorites. As in this morning's comment: "you always get time to yourself. When do I ever get a break?" Not only do I rarely get time to myself, so he's delusional or lying, but he then had to add the whiny self-pity bit on the end. Which makes him that much more disgusting.